Whit With A Waffle... :)

Those of you who know my husband, Whit, might not have had the privilege of ever watching him eat a waffle. Those of you who have, know that it is a once in a lifetime experience! So much of an experience that I just had to share this on our blog to make sure you were all aware of the Professional Waffle Eater that I have chosen to spend the rest of my life with. :)
(Warning: What you are about to read is a summary of a very difficult process...so if you have a notebook handy, I would  strongly recommend taking meticulous notes because this procedure is not for the beginner waffle eater...so don't be too hard on yourself if you cannot get the process right the first time you attempt to eat a waffle "Whit's Way"...)

Step 1:

Spread butter on the waffle...

Step 2:

Pour syrup on the waffle making sure to fill all of the squares with an even amount of syrup...

 Step 3:

Carefully cut the waffle into 12 pieces

and begin eating around the circle starting with the top right piece and the bottom right piece

(see image below)...

Step 4:

Continue eating every other outside piece of the waffle

while rotating your plate clockwise and working your way in...

eventually creating a pinwheel shape

(see image below)...

Step 5:

Once you have reached the pinwheel stage (see Step 4 above) eat the surrounding edges until you have 4 pieces remaining in the shape of a square (see Step 6 below)

 Step 6:

Eat the two lefthand pieces of the square to create a rectangle of two remaining waffle pieces

(see Step 7)...

Step 7:

Finish eating the rectangle and always remember

to savor your last two bites of the delicious waffle...

Step 8:

Sit back and relish in the joy of your

beautifully finished masterpiece!

I hope you all enjoyed this tutorial of How to Eat a Waffle Whit's Way! If you have any questions or need some help in perfecting this process, I am certain Whit would be happy to give you a private lesson at your local Waffle House!
Happy Waffle Eating! :)